Contract Loophole Wedding Card
A funny wedding day card to give to the newly wed couple.
Whether you've been married for years, newlywed or single it's common knowledge that the new bride and groom LOVE getting unsolicited advice from you on how to make their nuptials last through the ages. Bonus points for groan inducing sexist suggestions...I kid.
However, this is one wedding card with an extremely helpful way to avoid the turbulence that can sometimes creep into a marriage... it also prevents a sentence of 20 years to Life... I'm here to help, people.