Special Platypus Valentine's Card
Unicorns? Narwhals? Bigfoot? Psshhh... Old news. This funny Valentine's Day card has the good stuff.
No, if you really want to make someone feel special, let them know they're just like a marsupial with venomous toenails that looks like a duck, a beaver and a groundhog had a threesome... that'll make 'em weak in the knees. Trust me.