Unicorns? Narwhals? Bigfoot? Psshhh... Old news.
No, if you really want to make someone feel special, let them know they're just like a marsupial with venomous toenails that looks like a duck, a beaver and a groundhog had a threesome... that'll make 'em weak in the knees. Trust me.
• A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
• Blank inside
• Flat printed right here in Richmond, Virginia with soy based inks on heavyweight card stock
• Kraft envelope included